Up For Poker: G-Rob biography

G-Rob is incredibly famous.

You know how you walk into a restaurant and say, "Oh my God! Is that...?"

If you're reading this, the answer is, "Yes." I'm him.

G-Rob is so good looking that when you introduce your wife to G-Rob she will forget your name for the next two days. It isn't intentional, her frontal lobe is blinded by brilliance.

For our female readers, take an EPT. Just reading this far may have fertilized your egg.

Recently, "Rogaine" and "Just for Men" released a new product that will give bald men hair the same rich texture and color of G-Rob's. The product is called, "Awesome."

Catholics call G-Rob, "Grandfather."

If you've met G-Rob you will probably go to heaven.

Back when G-Rob started playing poker the big boom in interest was attributed to the "Moneymaker Effect." New research indicates much of the boom is due to G-Rob having heard of "Chris Moneymaker."

Sometimes G-Rob will appear to lose a poker hand. This is an illusion created by G-Rob's superior understanding of the game. If you think you've won a hand against G-Rob you should immediately give G-Rob all your cash as a gesture of respect for his having shown you this trick.

G-Rob farts $100 chips.

G-Rob is modest.