Otis plays in another WSOP event tonight. He's a 50/50 shot to either
A. Finish in the money
B. Fall onto the table and scatter chips everywhere.
Please root for option "A".
Unless the cameras are rolling. Then we'd all prefer option "B".
Don't fail us ESPN. We all need a good laugh.
To that end, here's another little bit of S. Carolina joy from the newsfiles here at work...
"Two weeks ago, postal workers in Bluffton, S.C., heard a strange buzzing sound after tossing a package into a sorting bin. The building was evacuated, the block cordoned off. Within minutes, a state bomb squad helicoptered in from the state capital. The crack team secreted off the suspicious package and gingerly dismantled ... a vibrator."