If I had more time to write, I'd go all Mean Gene on this. Instead, just a blurb:
I'm one who fully believes the concept of jumping the shark has long ago jumped the shark. In fact, the idea that poker jumped the shark about the first time someone used the phrase jumped the shark and poker together. That said...
On a return trip from the kid's daycare, I heard a radio commercial based at a Poker Championship. The protagonist had a big problem...how to concentrate on his cards with all that itching and swelling going on.
Yep... a poker commercial for Preparation-H medicated singles.